Checking out my spam in Gmail, I saw this great subject line:
She’ll get sweaty when you enter the room because she has tested your amazing organ.
Ah, that’s awesome—wait, what? “sweaty”? I… didn’t know I wanted that.
I also love the fact that spammers have to resort to clever synonyms for “penis,” since too many spam filters block the word outright. Hence, my “amazing organ.”
All I can think about is how great of a Spamusement post this would be (if only it were still updated).