While you paged through the Tivo Live TV Guide, area man and friend of yours, Adam Hahn, resisted the compulsion to tell you about how “there was this one Onion article that made fun of the Strong Man competition” when you unknowingly flipped past the ESPN2 offering.
With mouth open, Hahn cut himself off, crucially realizing that, based on previous Onion references, the retelling of the satire would only elicit an empathetic “ha” from you. He then sunk back onto the couch wordlessly.
When asked what he would do with the time he saved fruitlessly explaining humor that must be read to be appreciated, Hahn replied, “Eh, I’ll probably write some stupid blog post or something.”
