I’m glad Gmail’s (hilarious) ads playing on your broken heart finally got noticed by someone.
I’m pretty sure these are keyed off the words “relationship,” “commit,” “friends,” or “sorry.” There seem to be a few categories these fall in to:
Don’t give up!
- Do You Want Your Ex Back? / Find out how to get your ex begging to come back, secrets revealed!
- My husband back to me? / I Tried to Save My Relationship, Nothing Worked. Except this!
- Gets Your Ex Back Now. / Even If You’ve Lost All Hope, This Item Will Change Your Life,Act Now!
- How To Get A Girl Back / Get Her Back With These 5 Tips. Free Report - Instant Email Access.
- Struggling With Breakup? / Exposed: Universal Formula To Reverse Any Break Up Effortessly.
Give up! Try again here!
- Relationship Matchmaker / Professional Discrete Introductions When You Have So Much To Offer
- Match.com Official Site / Someone You Can Love is Nearby - Browse Profiles and Pics for Free!
- Relationship & Trust / Get Trust Back, Get Closer To Him & Have The Relationship You Want Now!
Let me help you with that
- Want To End A Friendship? / Learn When To Say Goodbye To A Friend Without Leaving Scars.
- Break-ups are Depressing / Don’t Face a Break-up Alone First Full Phone Session Only $10
The Cosmo
- What Makes a Good Wife? / See if you’ve got what it takes to be a Good Wife with this Free Quiz
The Nonsense
- Babbling Baby Sounds / Find out how to encourage & improve your baby’s early language skills
- Can’t Afford Your House? / We Will Buy Your House For Cash! Have An Offer As Soon As Today…
Have one of these archived? Take another look and see what Google has to say about your failed relationship!
