♻ Wipeouts

I don’t know how I was introduced to this song as a kid, but I remember this being the shit:

The music video epitomizes cheesy 80s rap, and the uploader isn’t far off when he calls it “the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.”

And, yes, those backing vocals are by The Beach Boys. Singing with a group whose trademark is obesity isn’t the lowest performance they did, though. Remember, they were also on “Full House.”

P.S.: There are multiple instances of The Beach Boys intersecting with hip-hop; be sure to listen to Brian Wilson’s awful rap single “Smart Girls,” which jarringly pieces together previous Beach Boys hits connected by over-emoted “lyrics.”